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    (Source: beauziful, via tooothaches)

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     I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

    (via allwehavetodecide)

  3. radicalrebellion:




    This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
    1. I wasn’t
    2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
    3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
    4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

    That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

    One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

    When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

    And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

    Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

    (Source: girlcodeonmtv, via allwehavetodecide)

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dear god, let it be enough

This is the best response. Hands down







    dear god, let it be enough

    This is the best response. Hands down

    (Source: anarcho-gallifreyan, via allwehavetodecide)

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    Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

    “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

    omfg this is great

    New favorite comeback.

    (via allwehavetodecide)

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    "Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

    Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

    (via allwehavetodecide)

  7. positivelyindecent:


    Okay, legit fucking crying.

    You bet your elderly testicles I did.

    (Source: whendogmetdolphin, via allwehavetodecide)

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    "A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
    A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
    A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
    A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens."

    Accurate as fuck comment (via the-wolfbats)

    (Source: keybladeofsteel, via fetchhappened)



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